ASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASS i tend to think im cooler than i acctually am ** TOUCH THE BUTTS

thefellowshipofthetwerk:

Are we human
Or are we old sport

Sitting pretty in suntan city (by sitting I’m mean laying and by suntan city I mean my back yard)

charmanter:

underthespokes:

Meanwhile on Classic Who

fffcuk:

bettywhite4ever:

fffcuk:

it snew today

i think i just busted vein from laughing so hard what the hell is snew an actual word

the post that ruined my life

allrightfine:

Y’all revenge is such a good show wow

punsicle:

shsl-good-luck:

punsicle:

what did the mentos say to the diet coke?

MENTOS CANT FUCKING TALK AND NEITHER CAN DIET COKE OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

i think you’re overreacting 

_{how to accept a compliment and other things.}

New Orleans is one of my favorite places in the world